The New Parent Drinking Game

I recently read about the "Shark Week Drinking Game" and thought it would be funny to come up with the New Parent Drinking Game. Except if you're nursing you might have to take shots of something healthy of course :D

Take a shot every time:

1. Someone says "Our little angel started sleeping through the night within the first 3 months"
2. Some says "You know, breast is best"
3. You get peed on
4. You get spit up on
5. You get poo'd on
6. Baby starts crying once you sit down for dinner
7. Baby starts crying as soon as you step in the shower
8. Someone says "Just nap when baby naps"
9. A mother compares her parenting style to yours
10. You have to start considering "cry it out" methods, in that case, take a few shots and go for it