1. Did he poop?
2. This blanket makes too much noise.
3. No poop.
4. I'm off beans for now, but thanks.
5. I'm exhausted.
6. Who farted?
7. Is it organic?
8. Crap, I didn't bring a pacifier.
9. (Puts baby to bed) Adult time! (Falls asleep)
10. (Baby asleep in other room) I miss my baby.
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