Hey, baby.

Things I wish I could tell baby:

1. Waking up at 5am and staying up til 7am is just not cute.
2. Please adhere to quiet time during episodes of Downtown Abbey.
3. Is it ok if mommy finishes her dinner first?
4. Can you wait for me to finish using the bathroom before you wake up again?
5. Do you mind carrying my purse while I carry you, the diaper bag, and the day's tools and necessities to the car?
6. The car seat is meant for your safety. Deal with it.
7. Mommy putting the volume up in the car while you cry means quiet time. 
8. Bibs are meant for catching the spit up. Try to target that area.
9. I don't mind if you lovingly brush my hair but it is not meant to test your grip.
10. I love you more than anything and wouldn't change a thing.